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Cult Fiction - August 2006

Mission to Mars

August 31st 2006 07:57
Mission to Mars (2000)


I used to love science fiction when I was a kiddo. I would've jumped up and down at seeing a film like this in the weeklies section. These days though, I'm a lot more aware of the falling level of quality in the genre. Science-fiction hasn't seen days as dark as this for quite some time.


I was kind of excited to see Brian De Palma's name attached to this film. He's a director who's impressed me greatly in the past ('Scarface', 'The Untouchables', ‘Carlito’s Way’ and yes – even ‘Dressed to Kill’) but I guess I should've been wary that his best films were made more than 10 years ago. 'Mission to Mars' is an odd film. It exists in two halves; a set-up that explores characters and establishes the situation that sits as the apex of the film, and the actual story itself - the situation on Mars. It's a little uneven as a result.

Firstly, it starts off by spending time establishing characters that are barely (if ever) seen again. It also wastes a lot of time developing characters that aren't worth developing (namely Gary Sinise... his character would have to be the most overdone, overseen and stock-standard cliche in science-fiction). Secondly, it purports to be some sort of hardcore science-fiction film, promising some big answers to mysterious and genuinely interesting questions. The answers it delivers are, unfortunately, lame and cliched. Despite what the director or writer may think, the concepts aren't anything new or exciting to anyone vaguely familiar with science-fiction. '2001' it aint.


But it's not all bad. The score has a real old-school science-fiction feel to it, and if you thought I couldn't use the term 'science-fiction' any more you'd be wrong, because there are some great genuine science-fiction moments reminiscent of science-fiction classics of the 60s/70s (eg. 'Silent Running' - the madman in the greenhouse, or 'Forbidden Planet' - aggressive enigmatic forces in an alien environment). And it's always great to see Don Cheadle, because he's a great character actor who deserves more screen-time than he usually gets. Jerry O'Connell also features, and thankfully plays less of a boofhead than usual.

Anyway, 'Mission to Mars' was on the whole a bit of a disappointment for me. Overall, the story was a bit lacking, which was a shame because there were more than a few nice touches by De Palma. The end sequence featuring Gary Sinise helped the film leave more of an impression on me than it really deserved. It’s by no means a bad film, just deeply flawed.
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Press Gang

August 30th 2006 06:51


Recently I just finished watching the entire series of the UK tv show 'Press Gang'. All five seasons have been released on DVD over the past two years, and after much scrounging and lounging I watched them from beginning to finish.

'Press Gang' ran from 1989 to 1993, and concerned a group of high school students working on a children's newspaper, the 'Junior Gazette'. For the first two series the show followed them as they tackled various serious subjects - including solvent sniffing, suicide and sexual abuse - and their various conflicts with the community, their school and their parent paper. The last three series saw the paper operating as a serious commercial paper - as the students had now moved on from school into their burgeoning 'adult' lives..

Unusually for a television series, it was shot on film - which, while expensive, gave the show a classy feel. It was written by Steven Moffatt - an ex-school teacher - who would go on to write the acclaimed UK sitcom 'Coupling' and Hugo-award winning episodes of the new Doctor Who series. What makes 'Press Gang' so special is Moffatt's clever, witty and on-the-pulse writing... every episode is chock-full of memorable dialogue and moments, and not without thematic merit either.

The News Team

Lynda Day - Julia Sawahla
Lynda is the editor-in-chief of the Junior Gazette. She's ruthless, single-minded and has a razor-sharp tongue. She also has very bad dress sense.

Spike Thompson - Dexter Fletcher
Spike is the wise-cracking American who chases after Lynda from the very moment he joins the news team. Starting out as a 'bad boy', Spike was given the choice by the school's principal to join the news team or face expulsion. Spike and Lynda are often the main focus of the show.

Kenny Phillips - Lee Ross (Series 1-3)
Kenny is assistant editor and Lynda's long-suffering best friend. Pathologically nice.

Colin Matthews - Paul Reynolds
Another problem student who was forced into working for the Junior Gazette. Colin was in charge of the newspaper's finances. When he wasn't doing that he was running scams, conning people, working for his dodgy uncle and generally irritating the news team.

Sarah Jackson - Kelda Holmes
Senior writer for the newspaper. Sarah is talented, unassuming and easily underestimated.

Frazz Davis - Mmoloki Chrystie
Like Spike, Frazz was a troubled student given a second chance. He writes the paper's horoscope, despite not knowing all twelve star signs. He's laid back to the point of comatose and can often be spotted in the background reading a magazine or comic.

Julie Craig - Lucy Benjamin (Series 1, Series 4 -5)
Julie was the head of the graphics team in series 1. She returned later to fill Kenny's position as assistant editor when he left. She's the sort of girl who's popular at school and is easy foil for Lynda's sharp tongue. Her taste in men is somewhat dubious.

Tiddler - Joanna Dukes
Tiddler scams her way onto the news team and writes the extra-junior section of the Junior Gazette.

Sam Black - Gabrielle Anwar (Series 2)
Head of the graphics team. Aloof and flirty.

Danny McColl - Charlie Creed-Miles (Series 1)
Danny is the Junior Gazette's photographer.

Billy Homer - Andy Crowe (Series 2 -3)
Started out as a mystery writer for the Gazette thanks to super-modern internet technology! Billy is a quadraplegic and an old friend of Spike's. He often makes extremely poor-taste jokes about disability.

Other Characters

Matt Kerr is the head of the Junior Gazette's parent paper and he makes infrequent appearances throughout the entire series.

Mr Sullivan is a teacher at the school and often gives Lynda advice. He appears mainly in the first two series.

Chrissie is a writer with the Gazette's parent paper, she helps them out occasionally during the first two series.

Sophie and Laura are two younger girls at the school who run errands for Colin, they appear in the first two series.

Mr Winters, the principal of the school. He appears infrequently throughout the entire series.

Anyway, that's a rough guide to the show. It's a very good show and if you've never seen or heard of it before it's well worth checking out, some of the episodes are fiendishly clever and I was very sad when I finished re-watching them all as I had fallen in love with all the characters all over again and I didn't want to say goodbye!
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Super Troopers

August 29th 2006 08:54
Super Troopers (2001)


A refreshingly funny and original comedy. What else do you need to know?

The 'super troopers' of the title are a group of enthusiastic and easily excited highway patrolmen battling nearby local cops over area-duristriction. When they're not going head to head with their competition they're looking for a good time, often at the expense of civillians.

The actor/writers (all five of them, comprising a group called 'Broken Lizard) are perfect. Each member of 'Broken Lizard' crafts their respective character in equal shades of amusing, quirky and endearing. The supporting cast - as much so (especially Brian Cox, who is a complete and utter pisser as Captain O'Hagan). The style of comedy isn't really like anything else I've seen - it's hard to explain, it's funny along the lines of hanging out with your mates and having a laugh.

There isn't really much else to say. It fulfills the requirements of a comedy more than adequately, and would have to go down as the funniest film I've seen in the last five years. The character of Farva is a deadset classic. It's a shame that the follow up 'Club Dread' was so bad and that their new film 'Beerfest' has copped such a panning by the critics.

HIGHLIGHTS: The whole movie.

TRIVIA: Broken Lizard previously made a film in 1996 called 'Puddle Cruiser', an indie comedy about university relationships.

Real maple syrup was used in the chugging competition scene.


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The Idiot's Lantern

August 28th 2006 12:08


Last Saturday's episode of Doctor Who was rather uninspiring stuff after the two-part return of the Cybermen. I suppose it had to happen, we'd had such a good run... the werewolf in 'Tooth and Claw', the return of Sarah and K9 in 'School Reunion', the fabulously well-written 'Girl in the Fireplace' and the impressive reinvention of the Cybermen in 'Rise of the Cybermen' and 'The Age of Steel' all went a long way to making this current series of Doctor Who even better than the last (something I didn't think was possible). I guess the streak had to have a hiccup somewhere or other


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Boondock Saints

August 25th 2006 04:27
Boondock Saints (1999)


A straight-to-video 'sleeper' hit that seems to have spawned a sequel. I don't know where to start... oh wait, yes I do - it's shit


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Jump the Shark

August 24th 2006 04:09
Don't do it Fonzie!

There's a saying that's been slowly seeping it's way into popular culture.

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Batman Vs. Alien Vs. Predator

August 23rd 2006 09:22
Dead End
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I know this is old hat but I couldn't resist putting it up in case anyone out there hasn't seen it


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Punch-Drunk Love

August 22nd 2006 04:58
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Punch-Drunk Love (2002)


Director Paul Thomas Anderson's follow-up to the brilliant 'Boogie Nights' and 'Magnolia' is a very welcome film indeed. And, weighing in at a refreshingly brisk 95 minutes, it's a nice change of pace from the heavy and tense 'Magnolia


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Doctor Who - New DVD

August 21st 2006 07:08
Doctor Who


The second batch of episodes from the latest series of Doctor Who has just been released in Australia, hot on the back of their recent broadcast on the ABC


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Crack a Solo... and be a Solo man!

August 18th 2006 03:49

Hushes a man-sized thirst! - click for a filmclip of some awesome 80s-Australia action.

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Batman Villains Unite!

August 17th 2006 05:23
Well, it looks like the new Batman sequel is gearing up for some big multi-villain action. I don't know whether this is a good thing or not... I think Batman Begins would've been perfect had it just concentrated on one villain, and the way the next film is shaping up it looks like it will feature three major villains from the franchise, so I dunno ay...

Heath Ledger has signed up to play The Joker, which I think is interesting casting and could possibly be very inspired. Not everyone else is convinced, but I like Ledger a lot and I can't wait to see how he does it


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28 Days Later

August 16th 2006 06:25
28 days later


'28 Days Later' was a somewhat updated comeback for the 'zombie' flick. It seems that the horror genre is going through a huge resurgence of popularity and life at the moment, and less teen-focused 'horror' films couldn't have really come at a moment too soon. As an added bonus, '28 Days Later' is directed by one Danny Boyle (Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, *cough*thebeach*cough*) and features a bigger budget than the subject matter usually gets


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Blackadder

August 15th 2006 06:04
Blackadder is one of my favourite TV shows. It's very rewatchable and features some of the wittiest, blackest dialogue to ever be let loose on the small screen. The biggest thing it probably had going for it though was the fact that it's main character was a morally reprehensible villain - hating everyone, always looking to sell out his 'friends', always looking out for number 1 - which makes for hilarious television.

What also always made this so amusing was that he was surrounded by people completely in the dark on such matters, sometimes through virtue of a poor mind, sometimes through virtue of Blackadder's own duplicity, and sometimes through both. Rowan Atkinson plays the character brilliantly, put Blackadder next to Mr. Bean and you have the two polar ends of repugnant behaviour stitched up completely


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Nurse Betty

August 14th 2006 07:11
nurse betty


I picked this up expecting a quirky small-town drama in the vein of 'Happy, Texas'... that is to say, I didn't expect much. However, Renee Zellweger is so gorgeous she could make an advertisement for life insurance worth watching, so I watched with avid interest


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Clerks 2 trailer

August 11th 2006 06:58
Clerks 2
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I can't say I'm filled with anticipation with the idea of a sequel to Clerks. Clerks may still be Kevin Smith's best film, and I fear that a sequel could suck out the director's last remaining shreds of credibility


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Rise of the Cybermen

August 10th 2006 06:09
Cybermen
The new look Cybermen
This Saturday's upcoming episode of the new Doctor Who series is 'Rise of the Cybermen'.

If you haven't guess from the title, it features the much anticipated return of the Cybermen, last seen in the 1988 Doctor Who story 'Silver Nemesis'. And they've received a very impressive costume update


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The Borat Movie

August 9th 2006 04:44
Borat
The Borat Movie trailer - click here to watch


This looks like it could be the funniest movie ever made. I'm a huge Borat fan, but this almost had me burst my sides laughing... everytime I think of some of the things in this trailer I have to supress a giggle


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Extras

August 8th 2006 07:55
Extras
Extras - coming soon


Coming soon to the ABC is Ricky Gervais' new series 'Extras


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