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CibbuanoGifts for your Star Wars-lovin' boyfriend
September 30th 2008 10:33
There's a rather short article on this page on gifts for your nerdy boyfriend that loves Star Wars.
It's predictable - minatures, fake lightsabers, etc.
The only reason I link to it here, is because of a suggestion that pleases us, at Orble, and pleases all Star Wars-lovin' boyfriends. That gift is this:
That's right! Ladies, buy yourself a golden bikini and treat your man to a little Jabba's Palace. Throw your chain around his neck and arouse him with the sounds of a hungry Rancor! Offer him two droids and give him hibernation sickeness! Threaten to throw him to the almighty Sarlacc, but then destroy his barge! Wheee!
It's surprisingly affordable - only $54.99 from the Star Wars Shop, which means it's probably guaranteed to last through a indecent battle over the desert.
Let me tell you - your boyfriend will be happier with this compared to if you buy him the R2-D2 projection clock.
There's an entire fetishizing site out there for fans of Leia and her bikini: Leia's Metal Bikini, with photo galleries and instructions on making your own. Apparently, there's no shortage of women willing to dress up like the sister of Luke Skywalker. You have a gift that I could never have!
It's predictable - minatures, fake lightsabers, etc.
The only reason I link to it here, is because of a suggestion that pleases us, at Orble, and pleases all Star Wars-lovin' boyfriends. That gift is this:
That's right! Ladies, buy yourself a golden bikini and treat your man to a little Jabba's Palace. Throw your chain around his neck and arouse him with the sounds of a hungry Rancor! Offer him two droids and give him hibernation sickeness! Threaten to throw him to the almighty Sarlacc, but then destroy his barge! Wheee!
It's surprisingly affordable - only $54.99 from the Star Wars Shop, which means it's probably guaranteed to last through a indecent battle over the desert.
Let me tell you - your boyfriend will be happier with this compared to if you buy him the R2-D2 projection clock.
There's an entire fetishizing site out there for fans of Leia and her bikini: Leia's Metal Bikini, with photo galleries and instructions on making your own. Apparently, there's no shortage of women willing to dress up like the sister of Luke Skywalker. You have a gift that I could never have!
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