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Gifts for your Star Wars-lovin' boyfriend

September 30th 2008 10:33
There's a rather short article on this page on gifts for your nerdy boyfriend that loves Star Wars.

It's predictable - minatures, fake lightsabers, etc.

The only reason I link to it here, is because of a suggestion that pleases us, at Orble, and pleases all Star Wars-lovin' boyfriends. That gift is this:

Slave Princess Leia costume golden bikini



That's right! Ladies, buy yourself a golden bikini and treat your man to a little Jabba's Palace. Throw your chain around his neck and arouse him with the sounds of a hungry Rancor! Offer him two droids and give him hibernation sickeness! Threaten to throw him to the almighty Sarlacc, but then destroy his barge! Wheee!

It's surprisingly affordable - only $54.99 from the Star Wars Shop, which means it's probably guaranteed to last through a indecent battle over the desert.

Let me tell you - your boyfriend will be happier with this compared to if you buy him the R2-D2 projection clock.

There's an entire fetishizing site out there for fans of Leia and her bikini: Leia's Metal Bikini, with photo galleries and instructions on making your own. Apparently, there's no shortage of women willing to dress up like the sister of Luke Skywalker. You have a gift that I could never have!




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Comment by Movie Mall

October 1st 2008 06:41
Ahhhh, the Princess Leia Slave Costume ...
I know what I'm getting my missus for Christmas.
Nice one! Thanks Cibby.
I might get the Chewy suit.
I always thought those two should've gotten together.

Comment by Cibbuano

October 1st 2008 11:56
Movie - whoa: Chewie Princess Leia? Is that a popular fetish? Is there fan fiction for that?


Comment by Tania Crivellenti

February 3rd 2009 05:44
I loved this one, but every time I think about Leia and her bikini I remember the Friends’ episode and see Ross’ mum wearing it. I cannot imagine wearing the bikini, (which I would do, no problem there) without having a laughing fit!

Comment by Anonymous

November 17th 2009 03:25
WoW ur so right! he really did love it! posted it online too got a few comments on my tight ass! might try it again for his birthday but after i get the bra readjusted to fit my DD's!!

Comment by Matt Gift

May 12th 2011 08:17
Lately there is also an R2D2 one piece swim suit as well, which also looks totally chic and gorgeous. Your boyfriend will sweat seeing you in one by the poolside.

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